Over a year ago, Alli started this thing called "Kitty Present". I can't even remember now how it started. But sometimes the kitty is wrapped in a blanket and sometimes a towel (usually only when we are getting out the shower). The present is always for mommy. And when she's ready, I get to unwrap my beautiful kitty present and find Alli Kitty! The monologue usually goes something like this (done with WAY much enthusiasm): "Oh! A present!! Is this for me!??! I wonder what it is? I think I'll just have to unwrap it and find out. Oh, I think I see a paw! What could be attached to this paw?!?! Oh!!! I have unwrapped more of it. I think it's a kitty!!! What a BEAUTIFUL kitty! Let me see your face, Kitty. Oh! What beautiful eyes. You are such a pretty kitty. I think I will name you Alli and I will take you home with me and keep you in my house."
Obviously, there are plenty of renditions, but that's the jist of it. So, no biggie when it first started, but it's been over a year, and I have at least 1 kitty present a day!!!!! I'm soooo tired of acting surprised with my kitty present. Ugh. I should win an oscar for these performances!
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